I'm beginning to realise I have no natural ability to make cute things. Without a massive effort, or an exceptionally good pattern, my knitted objects end up being a bit, well, odd... sinister even.
Check out my bunny, even surrounded by love hearts he looks like the bunny from Donnie Darko.
or my vampire spaniel
or my evil Cheshire Cat
Maybe I should just give in to it and knit Dark Stuff.